Thursday, September 2, 2010

TOILET LADY TIDBITS - YOUNG GIRL TELLS ME SHE IS INTERESTED

TOILET LADY TALKING TO WACKY GRANNY




I WAS WORKING IN THE TOILET ROOM CLUB LAST NIGHT AND

THIS YOUNG GIRL COMES IN AND ASKS ME FOR GUM. I GAVE

HER THE GUM AND SHE KISSED ME ON THE SIDE OF MY

CHEEK. THEN SHE KISSED ME AGAIN AND SAID YOU ARE

BEAUTIFUL. THEN SHE KISSED ME AGAIN. THEN SHE

SAID:

YOUNG GIRL: I really like you. You are so nice.

TOILET LADY; WELL! THANK YOU. SO ARE YOU.

YOUNG GIRL; YOU ARE SO NICE.

THEN SOMEONE IN THE TOILET ROOM WHO WAS A FRIEND OF

THIS YOUNG GIRL THAT WAS KISSING ME SAID. SHE's GAY AND

SHE REALLY LIKES YOU.

YOUNG GIRL; YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL.

TOILET LADY; (BEWILDERED AND UNCOMFORTABLE) WELL!

I THINK I HAD BETTER GO AND CLEAN

THAT TOILET (WALKS AWAY AND THE

YOUNG GIRL COMES UP BEHIND HER)

YOUNG GIRL; WHAT TIME DO YOU GET OFF FROM WORK?

TOILET LADY; (UNCOMFORTABLE) SWEETIE, I'M NOT GAY.

YOUNG GIRL; YOU DON't HAVE TO BE.

TOILET LADY; WOW! (THINKING - here I am an ole lady

and being "hit on" by a pretty young

gay girl. She got to be on something

cause she keeps kissing ME on the side of

MY face. Toilet Lady looked her dead

in the face and she looked right back with

no shame and licked her lips.

TOILET LADY: (NERVOUS) I DON'T KNOW WHAT TIME I WILL GET

OFF.

YOUNG GIRL: I'LL WAIT.

TOILET LADY: (THINKING) THIS GIRL IS REALLY "OUT OF HER

TREE". SHE GOT TO BE ON SOME DRUG. SHE

GOT TO BE. IN HERE HITTING ON A GRANNY.

TALKING BOUT I"M BEAUTIFUL. SHE'll WAIT

FOR ME. TOILET LADY COMES OUT OF HER

STUPER WHEN SHE HEARS WACKY GRANNY'S

VOICE.

WACKY GRANNY: WELL! DID YOU FINALLY COME OUT OF THAT

LOCKED TOILET STALL.

TOILET LADY; YEAH! I FINALLY CAME OUT NERVOUS AS I

COULD BE. I AIN'T HAD THAT KIND OF

ATTENTION AND SO MUCH SINCE I WAS A

YOUNG LADY. I AIN'T NEVER BEEN GAY.

BUT, SHE KEPT KISSING ON THE SIDE OF

MY FACE.

WACKY GRANNY: SO! NOW, IN YOUR OLE AGE, YOU THINK

IT'S OK TO BE GAY WITH ALL THE ATTENTION.

SHE MUST HAVE BEEN SO DRUNK THAT SHE

COULD NOT SEE ALL THAT FLAB ON YOU THAT

FLOPS AROUND WHEN YOU WALK.

TOILET LADY: (GIVES A HARD LOOK AT WACKY GRANNY)

PLEASE NOTICE I LOST SOME WEIGHT.




NOTICE TO TILLIE: TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES

TO WATCH THE WACKY GRANNY SHOW, PART I

AND PART II.

ALSO LOOK AT THE GRANNY RAP AND RANT.

THIS GRANNY IS SO GOOD WITH HER RHYMING.

I LOVE THIS GRANNY WHEN SHE SAYS "WHAT

IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD TODAY? I'M

AN OLD LADY BUT I'SM NOT CRAZY."