Latangela Newsome - watch for her in a movie soon

Latangela Newsome just left a few days ago to go back to Florida. While
here in California she was picked up for a film project. Also, the manager
put her in an exercise program that wore her out. She had to run up
a mountain, up several flights of stairs and lift bar bells. Now, you
know how tiny she is. However, she did it. Over a month of vigorous
training. Keep your eyes open for the movie. I have to say this, do
you think they were preparing her to PLAY SUPERMAN.

Latangela Newsome - watch for her in a movie soon

Latangela Newsome just left a few days ago to go back to Florida. While
here in California she was picked up for a film project. Also, the manager
put her in an exercise program that wore her out. She had to run up
a mountain, up several flights of stairs and lift bar bells. Now, you
know how tiny she is. However, she did it. Over a month of vigorous
training. Keep your eyes open for the movie. I have to say this, do
you think they were preparing her to PLAY SUPERMAN.

TOILET LADY TIDBITS - Bush called a racist by Kanye West

TOILET LADY SAID: I read yesterday that George W. Bush said being
called racist by Kanye West regarding the
KATRINA flooding represented an all time
low for him. Kanye said Bush didn't care
about Black people.

WACKY GRANNY: Now! (giggle) I don't believe Kanye West
can see STRAIGHT NOR think straight.

Come on - think! All the talk in the black
communities and tabloids about Condaleeza

Rice and GEORGE W. BUSH. Most Black females
were saying "I know that look Ms. Rice
gives Bush. Even the tabloids put that

look she gives him on the front page for
eveybody to see.

TOILET LADY TIDBITS - YOUNG GIRL TELLS ME SHE IS INTERESTED

TOILET LADY TALKING TO WACKY GRANNY




I WAS WORKING IN THE TOILET ROOM CLUB LAST NIGHT AND

THIS YOUNG GIRL COMES IN AND ASKS ME FOR GUM. I GAVE

HER THE GUM AND SHE KISSED ME ON THE SIDE OF MY

CHEEK. THEN SHE KISSED ME AGAIN AND SAID YOU ARE

BEAUTIFUL. THEN SHE KISSED ME AGAIN. THEN SHE

SAID:

YOUNG GIRL: I really like you. You are so nice.

TOILET LADY; WELL! THANK YOU. SO ARE YOU.

YOUNG GIRL; YOU ARE SO NICE.

THEN SOMEONE IN THE TOILET ROOM WHO WAS A FRIEND OF

THIS YOUNG GIRL THAT WAS KISSING ME SAID. SHE's GAY AND

SHE REALLY LIKES YOU.

YOUNG GIRL; YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL.

TOILET LADY; (BEWILDERED AND UNCOMFORTABLE) WELL!

I THINK I HAD BETTER GO AND CLEAN

THAT TOILET (WALKS AWAY AND THE

YOUNG GIRL COMES UP BEHIND HER)

YOUNG GIRL; WHAT TIME DO YOU GET OFF FROM WORK?

TOILET LADY; (UNCOMFORTABLE) SWEETIE, I'M NOT GAY.

YOUNG GIRL; YOU DON't HAVE TO BE.

TOILET LADY; WOW! (THINKING - here I am an ole lady

and being "hit on" by a pretty young

gay girl. She got to be on something

cause she keeps kissing ME on the side of

MY face. Toilet Lady looked her dead

in the face and she looked right back with

no shame and licked her lips.

TOILET LADY: (NERVOUS) I DON'T KNOW WHAT TIME I WILL GET

OFF.

YOUNG GIRL: I'LL WAIT.

TOILET LADY: (THINKING) THIS GIRL IS REALLY "OUT OF HER

TREE". SHE GOT TO BE ON SOME DRUG. SHE

GOT TO BE. IN HERE HITTING ON A GRANNY.

TALKING BOUT I"M BEAUTIFUL. SHE'll WAIT

FOR ME. TOILET LADY COMES OUT OF HER

STUPER WHEN SHE HEARS WACKY GRANNY'S

VOICE.

WACKY GRANNY: WELL! DID YOU FINALLY COME OUT OF THAT

LOCKED TOILET STALL.

TOILET LADY; YEAH! I FINALLY CAME OUT NERVOUS AS I

COULD BE. I AIN'T HAD THAT KIND OF

ATTENTION AND SO MUCH SINCE I WAS A

YOUNG LADY. I AIN'T NEVER BEEN GAY.

BUT, SHE KEPT KISSING ON THE SIDE OF

MY FACE.

WACKY GRANNY: SO! NOW, IN YOUR OLE AGE, YOU THINK

IT'S OK TO BE GAY WITH ALL THE ATTENTION.

SHE MUST HAVE BEEN SO DRUNK THAT SHE

COULD NOT SEE ALL THAT FLAB ON YOU THAT

FLOPS AROUND WHEN YOU WALK.

TOILET LADY: (GIVES A HARD LOOK AT WACKY GRANNY)

PLEASE NOTICE I LOST SOME WEIGHT.




NOTICE TO TILLIE: TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES

TO WATCH THE WACKY GRANNY SHOW, PART I

AND PART II.

ALSO LOOK AT THE GRANNY RAP AND RANT.

THIS GRANNY IS SO GOOD WITH HER RHYMING.

I LOVE THIS GRANNY WHEN SHE SAYS "WHAT

IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD TODAY? I'M

AN OLD LADY BUT I'SM NOT CRAZY."

wacky granny Part 1 QT 480p 4x3

TOILET LADY TIDBITS - Female is fired for sexual harassment

KNOCK AT THE DOOR. WACKY GRANNY YELLS COME IN.

TOILET LADY ENTERS WITH A BIG SMILE ON HER FACE.

Wacky Granny: Hi! What you smiling about, TODAY?

TOILET LADY: I'M LAUGHING because a lady came in to

use the toilet last night. She was an

older female.

WACKY GRANNY: Did she feed you some good "juice"?

TOILET LADY: WELL! I AM STILL LAUGHING!

WACKY GRANNY: What "juice" did this one feed you?

TOILET LADY: I woke up laughing. I don't think she

is wrapped too tight.

WACKY GRANNY: Go on!

TOILET LADY: THIS LADY lost her job for sexual harassment.

WACKY GRANNY: WHO DID SHE SEXUALLY HARASSMENT?

TOILET LADY: FIRST, you must see what she looks like.

WACKY GRANNY: SHE WAS A LOOKER, HUH?

TOILET LADY: You tell me if this is a "looker"? SHE IS
ABOUT 6 ft 4 in. SHE HAS MORE BONES THAN
POPEYE'S girlfriend. SHE HAS DISHWATER
BLOND HAIR WITH A RING IN HER NOSE. Not to
say nothing about the nose.

WACKY GRANNY; How did she lose her job?

TOILET LADY: Well! She had been on the job 15 years. She
gave her boss a note that said "I'll do you -
Let me hit you with the moment".

WACKY GRANNY: Why would she do something so dumb ........
where they can trace a note. Why didn't she
just walk up to him and say "Let me hit you with
the moment".

TOILET LADY: I told you she was not wrapped, too, tight.

WACKY GRANNY: YEAH! Having evidence is not good.

TOILET LADY; The boss gave the note back to her. She said
she did not want to be assigned to this particu-
lar job anymore that no one wanted to do. She
said a couple of co-workers told her that they
"do the boss" so they won't be assigned to that
task that no one wants.

WACKY GRANNY: So, she wrote him a "I'll do you" note.

TOILET LADY: EXACTLY! But, let me tell you how much dumbmer

she was. She was dumbmer than dumb. His boss
asked her about the "SEXUAL HARASSMENT". She
SAID THAT SHE DID NOT SEXUALLY harass her boss,
that she just gave him a note.


WACKY GRANNY: So, she gave them the note.

TOILET LADY: Back up a little! When they asked her to let them
see the note that she passed to her boss, She
told them that she did not have it here on the
job. The note was at home.

WACKY GRANNY: Then how did she get FIRED?

TOILET LADY: THEY asked her to bring in the note so they can
see it.

WACKY GRANNY: NAW! don't tell me that she was dumb enough
to go home and get the note and bring it
back to his boss.

TOILET LADY: I told you she was dumbmer than dumb.

WACKY GRANNY: The way I look at it, she deserved to lose that
job after 15 years. SHE BROUGHT IN THE NOTE.
That was dumb.

TOILET LADY: When she brought in the note for them to read
......that is when she was immediately fired.

WACKY GRANNY: About how old was this lady?

TOILET LADY: About 47 and bony.

WACKY GRANNY: Why do you think he would not let her "Hit
him with the moment"? Especially, if the
other workers were "hitting him".


TOILET LADY: Personally, I believe it was those bones.
And, the note made him realize that she
was DUMBMER THAN DUMB.

TOILET LADY TIDBITS - Youth facing rejection from boyfriend

Wacky Granny: You look tired and worn out. Plop your lovely,
heavy behind down at the kitchen table. Don't sit
on the one with the wobbly leg. It might let you
crash to the floor. (Toilet Lady sits down with
a sigh and a thud and starts running her mouth.


Toilet Lady: Chil....these youngins talk and cry about anything.
Last night made me cry and jump into ACTION. Youth just
cant't deal with REJECTION especially from a boyfriend.


Wacky Granny: ....go on...!

Toilet Lady: Two girls came in crying like their dog just died out there

in the club on the dance floor....(pause)

Wacky Granny: Go on!

Toilet Lady: I said: What is making you girls cry as if it is the end
of the world for you. WHAT DID I SAY THAT FOR?
The tears really started raining like it was a
thunderstorm. I figured I had better start doing
somehing to slow down the water or I was going to
have to start bailing water. I started passing
out tissue to soak up the excess.


Sadie: (first girl, sniffling and wiping snot. ) My boyfriend
just dumped me....

Kim: (second girl) Mine....too! They are friends and they
said...they are looking for...(pause)...they are
out there sitting at a table (she points and starts
crying harder).



Sadie: They dumped us! For no reason. They just said they were
not interested in staying in the relationship. I loved
him. I just loved him. I still love him...cause...
I will love him forever.

Toilet Lady: (puzzled).....and that is why you are cryin like you
will "never see the light of day" again.


Sadie: My boyfriend has a little bitty penis, but I loved him
anyway. I loved him so much. I can't stop cryin
cause I love him.



Toilet Lady: Well! Good for you. When I was young....a long time
ago...sex was not everything. It was about who
loved you and wanted to marry you.



Kim: I loved my boyfriend, too. We have been together more
than a year (crying and unable to talk anymore).

Toilet Lady: You both are too attractive to be crying about being
DUMPED. One thing that we never learn is how to deal
with REJECTION. Rejection ain't that bad. It only
means you will find something better.

Sadie: I love him .........very much. I don't want to be
apart from him. I don't want him to break up with
me.

Toilet Lady: Well. LOOKS like you are going to be apart. Now you
start dealing with it. When someone lets you know
they don't want you, you accept that and move on. You don't
waste all yo life trying to convince them to take you
back and give you another chance.....pleeeeeeease.

Kim: It's very, very, very, very hard! I will die without
him.


Toilet Lady: It won't KILL you to die. You will survive.
It may be hard at first but you will slide

thru it. RIGHT! NOW, DRY YO EYES. Tidy up yo
face. Make it look new.

You are going to go back out there with a big smile
on yo face. You switch out there in the club and
make all eyes on you. Switch with a LOT OF CONFIDENCE
when you walk. Remember to keep the BIG smile on
yo face.

Sadie: OK! I get what you are saying. It is registerng.

Toilet Lady: Let me show you how to walk with confidence and
switch - remember to keep smiling. (Toilet
Lady starts prancing across the toilet room floor,
with a sexy switch and smile on her face. (Toilet
Lady repeats the sexy walk several times to make
sure they get the point).


Kim: Ok! I have to remember to keep the smile going while I walk
with confidence and switch.

Sadie: I have to hold my head up like I am desirable. At
your age and as big as you are I can look sexy like
you slinking across the toilet room floor with a
smile and the mop.

Toilet Lady: The smile is everything. Keep it on your face.
Make yoself inviting.

Kim: I have to wash my face and comb my hair.



Toilet Lady: Go right ahead. Start smiling right now. LIGHT UP YO
face with a smile. And....hold your head up like you
know you got it goin on.

Kim: I feel better already. I don't love him anymore. I
will get tangled with someone that wants me....too.

Toilet Lady: That--a girl!

-

Episode of the Wacky Granny show shall be posted within 2 days

The comedy Wacky Granny show with Tillie and Broken Babe shall be up on

this website within 2 days or before. To fit it all on the website,

it must now be broken down and put in 15 minute sequences as the

30 minutes was restricted.

Tillie, get ready to see yourself and tell all your friends and

relatives.

TOILET LADY TIDBITS

MY sister came over. She works in the toilet rooms of businesses.

Much of the toilet tidbits is very funny especially when it comes

from youths. You just do not know what they are thinking, when

they are thinking, why they are thinking and how they are thinking.

Toilet lady told me she worked last night and a girl about 22 came

in to tell her business.

The girl said "Granny, I was talking to this guy and he told me he

had 13 inches." Toilet Lady said she gave her a look with squinted

eyes and said "13 inches of what".

Being that Wacky Granny had been around a long time, SHE knew where

Toilet Lady was going with this.

Toilet Lady said the girl said "you know - the dickey thing".

Toilet Lady: And what did you do with the dickey thing.

Girl: Well, I decided to try it. I was thinking 13 inches.

Toilet Lady: Girl, did you use a condom? Did you use disinfect?
Are you on the pill? Did you scrub it before you
tried it?

She ignored all the questions I asked her and proceeded:

GIRL: I TRIED IT AND GOT THE SHOCK OF MY LIFE.

TOILET LADY: (waiting for more)......what was the shock.

GIRL: (disgusting look at Toilet Lady) I started screaming

at him to get that thing out of me. You told me you

had 13 inches. This is a peanut. Get it out of me

(she slapped him to get him off of her)

TOILET LADY: You mean you didn't check it first. GIRL, You got

to check it to see if it looks healthy..... not

13 inches. Didn't you learn anything about

messing with a guy you don't really know. You

were too consumed with 13 inches imprinted on

your brain cells. You could have gotten more

than just a peanut. There are all kinds of

disease that the doctors don't know anything

about. TALK IS CHEAP. IT DON'T COST YOU

NOTHING TO TALK.

I take that back. It cost BLAGOJEVICH a whole

lot. Blagojevich, former Illinois governor ran

his mouth too much and it cost him. Blagojevick's

own attorney says about Blagojevich "No one's going

to say he's the sharpest knife in the drawer".

AND THEN THERE IS MONICA LEWINSKY. IT cost her

nothing to talk. It cost President Clinton a lot

of silver hair. That spotty dress really did it.

You notice that Monica has no BUTT.

That's because she is still talking her BUTT OFF.

Latangela Newsome going to Arizona to hunt for acting work

LaTangela Newsome told me that she is going to Arizona to look for work.

Perhaps Arizona has more acting auditions available. ha!

I said to LA TAN GE LA "GO IF YOU WANT TO, BUT I AIN'T GOING "air"

step to come and get you out of lock up. You better keep yo brown

butt in California. At least you won't get locked up for looking

LATINA." Wacky Granny said to click on Latangela's picture on the

side so you can see more OF WHAT LA TAN GE LA is up to.

If there is anybody out there that has work for LATINA LOOKING

LATANGELA, PLEASE GIVE HER THE PART. I do not have any money

to go and get her out of the clinker in Arizona. I don't

know if any of those cops are color blind and will MISTAKE

ME FOR A DEEP CHOCOLATE LATINA. I DON'T HAVE NO ID. I HAVE

HAD A CREDIT CARD FOR 40 YEARS AND PAID MY BILLS ON TIME.

I'VE BEEN DEALING WITH MY BANK FOR 40 YEARS AND THEY KNOW

ME. I NEVER HAD TO PRODUCE ID. THE ATM CARD COMES IN HANDY

EVERYWHERE YOU GO. THE ATM MACHINE NEVER ASKS ME FOR ID.


CHOCOLATE WACKY GRANNY LIVING IN AMERICA

P.S. I THINK I HAD BETTER GO TO CHASE AND GET THAT $150 THEY

ARE GIVING ANYWAY - WITH NO ID.

THIS IS AMERICA AND I HAVE A RIGHT TO SPEAK FOR THE $150

BECAUSE THE 1ST AMENDMENT BACK YOU UP CAN SAY WHATEVER YOU

WANT.

Latangela Newsome's B-day party was a real BASH BAG BOMB. THE BOMB!

She partied with her mouth BIG WIDE OPEN WITH A BIG WIDE OPEN BANG.

Latangela asked Granny Broken Babe to go to the BIG WIDE OPEN BANG BASH.

Granny said "Chil I don't know how to party with you youngins. Who would

dance with me as old as I am and look" Tangy said "Somebody will ask

you to dance. When they had a drink, they don't look at age". Next thing

I know, Broken Babe had jumped up ran in the bathroom (like a silly young

girl) and started fixing her face. She pulled out some WRINKLE CREAM I

had never seen before. Then she pulled out some zit cream to zap the

lumps on her face. Then she started screaming "I need something to cover

my dark spots under my eyes". To my dismay Babe started doing push ups.

I (Wacky Granny) started laughing. I was watching all the flab flopping

around on the floor. I yelled, Broken Babe, give that floor a break.

You are slapping the fart out of that floor. You need a muscle builder

to eliminate the flab. Babe said "I need a boob job and a butt job."

I said no you don't. You need to exercise. Get on some roller skates

and a scooter.

You need exercise to PUMP UP THE RUMP and grow some breast. You need

a fat burner for all the rolls hanging over your navel. You need

a muscle builder for the RUMP. Long time ago you had a nice butt.

GET YOUR CREDIT CARD DEBT FORGIVEN BY THE BANKS AND TAKE THE MONEY

YOU SAVE AND BUY SOME KIND OF MUSCLE BUILDER AND FAT BUSTER

SIGN PETITION - THE SB1070 ARIZONA IMMIGRATION

IS WRONG CHOICE. HELP SECURE OUR BORDERS. WHAT

FOR!!.

EVERYBODY SEEMS TO BE PICKING ON THE LATINOS.


CHINA's DEADLIEST FLOODING IS BLAMED ON LOW SEA

LEVELS CAUSED BY LA NINA.

WOW! WOW! WO!

ARIZONA WANTS TO STOP LATINOS AT RANDOM. NOW

CHINA JUMPED ON THE BANDWAGON BLAMING LATINA

LA NINA FOR THE FLOODING.


WILL EVERYONE JUST STOP AND GIVE LATINOS A

LATINO BREAK IN LATINO ARIZONA.


WARNING TO ALL BLACK PEOPE WHO LOOK LATINO


WARNING WARNING WARNING

IF YOU ARE BLACK AND GET STOPPED IN ARIZONA,

FOR GODS SAKES DO NOT TELL THEM YOU ARE NOT

LATINO. BLACK PEOPLE GET SHOT OR BEAT UP

LIKE RODNEY KING. THIS IS ONE TIME YOU

BE LATINO AND PROUD.

Well,here I am again using the lst Amendment to get

my point across. I am black. I am a wacky

granny. I know it all! And, I like to talk

about people. ESPECIALLY THE REPUBLICANS WHO

DON'T WANT TO GIVE BLACK PEOPLE UNEMPLOYMENT

BENEFITS. THE REPUBLICANS HEAR THE WORDS

POOR,POVERTY AND NO MONEY AND THEY THINK

"GHETTO". AND THE REPUBLICANS SAY "WE AINT

GIVING THOSE "GHETTO" PEOPLE NOTHING. LET

THEM GET IN THE WELFARE LINE". REPUBLICANS

ARE SO DUMB. REPUBLICANS SPENT THEIR ENTIRE

LIFE ASSOCIATING ONLY WITH THE KKK AND THE

BLACK HOOKERS - plus some nonhookers that were

black. THE REPUBLICANS ARE THE REASON

SO MANY BLACK PEOPLE LOOK "LATINO". THEY

DON'T REALIZE THAT THIS ECONOMY HAS PUT WHITES,

ASIANS, ARABS AND LATINOS IN THE SOUP LINE.

AND THEY DON"T WANT TO SIGN UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS.

NOW YOU CAN UNDERSTAND WHY REPUBLICANS WORK SO

HARD TO MAKE OBAMA FAIL. THEY HAVE ONE TRACK

MINDS - MAKE OBAMA LOOK BAD. LET'S GET

OBAMA.



SIGNED WACKY GRANNY EXERCISING HER FIRST

AMENDMENT RIGHTS.

TODAY IS 7/23/2010

MY NAME IS BROKEN BABE AND I STAND ON THE 1ST AMENDMENT.

YOU CAN SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT.


LET ME TELL YOU HOW GRANNY BROKEN BABE GOT HER NAME.

WHEN SHE WAS ABOUT 3 YEARS OLD, SHE BROKE UP EVERYTHING

IN THE HOUSE. THE FAMILY THOUGHT IT WAS SO CUTE - SHE WAS

SO DESTRUCTIVE.

THEN SHE BROKE GRANDPA'S PISS POT. GRANDPA BANISHED HER

TO THE "OUT" HOUSE AND FROM THEN ON CALLED HER "BROKEN

BABE". SHE TOLD EVERYONE HER GRANDPA GAVE HER A NEW

NAME. SHE GIGGLED ABOUT HER NEW NAME - SHE LOVED IT

AND CONTINUED BREAKING EVERYTHING SHE COULD REACH.

THIS IS WACKY GRANNY BROKEN BABE

THE IHEGBOROS - BLACK BRITS BIRTH WHITE BLUE EYED BABY.

How long have black people been praying that their black

baby get some color!!!!!


Arizona immigration law court battle begins.

SPANISH people are carrying signs saying "Is it a crime

to seek a better life for my family?"


Broken Babe says "HELL YEAH" IT's a crime. Black

people are unemployed and REPUBLICANS don't want to

give unemployment benefits. The only job that

black people can get is "HOOKING". THOSE republicans

are THE MAIN ONES SUPPORTING THE HOOKERS. THAT'S

WHY REPUBLICANS WANT TO MAKE SURE BLACK PEOPLE NEVER

WORK. WHO THEY FOOLING????? HOOKERS ARE BOOMING.

signed GRANNY BROKEN BABE


ANOTHER SIGN THAT an illegal immigrant is carrying

is "I'M MEXICAN AND I'M NOT RUNNING". I do not

blame them for not running. THEY PUT THEIR HANDS ON

THE MEXICANS -THEY CAN SUE. WHY RUN WHEN YOU GET

FREE HEALTH CARE, FREE FOOD STAMPS THAT ILLEGALS

CAN SELL. PLUS ALLOW DOCTORS TO US THEIR HEALTH

CARD FOR A BIG FEE (NOW THIS IS A WAY TO MAKE MONEY

FREE.) BLACK PEOPLE ARE DUMB; AND THEY ARE TOO

SCARED TO TRY TO GET OVER. THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS

ARE GETTING OVER BECAUSE THEY HAVE RIGHTS. WELL

BLACK PEOPLE HAVE RIGHTS, TOO. BLACK PEOPLE HAVE

THE RIGHT TO BE HOOKERS WITHOUT THE FEAR OF BEING

ACOSTED BY THE POLICE.






BROKEN BABE said she had to become a "HOOKER" BECAUSE

her social security check was not enough to support

her bad habits. SHE WAS SMOKING. GRANNY WAS SMOKING

A BOX OF THOSE EXPENSIVE CUBAN CIGARS A WEEK. EXPENSIVE

SMOKE HABIT.!!!!!!!!!!!!!


THE WACKY GRANNY SHOW WILL BE POSTED SOON.


FEMALES SHOULD PAY ATTENTION TO YOUNG MEN WHO TAKE

CARE OF THEIR BALD SPOTS AND TAKE VIAGRA. GRANNY

WONDERS WHAT HEFFNER IS USING.

Granny Broken Babe in the Wacky Granny Show said that if you want to lose weight -

you have to exercise in a FOREIGN COUNTRY.

Do you think Granny Broken Babe is blabbering this around the FAT SCENES

because foreign countries don't have the numerous American junk food restaurants.

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Information shall be given like the following:

The following actresses graduated from the NY Professional Performing

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