TOILET LADY TIDBITS

MY sister came over. She works in the toilet rooms of businesses.

Much of the toilet tidbits is very funny especially when it comes

from youths. You just do not know what they are thinking, when

they are thinking, why they are thinking and how they are thinking.

Toilet lady told me she worked last night and a girl about 22 came

in to tell her business.

The girl said "Granny, I was talking to this guy and he told me he

had 13 inches." Toilet Lady said she gave her a look with squinted

eyes and said "13 inches of what".

Being that Wacky Granny had been around a long time, SHE knew where

Toilet Lady was going with this.

Toilet Lady said the girl said "you know - the dickey thing".

Toilet Lady: And what did you do with the dickey thing.

Girl: Well, I decided to try it. I was thinking 13 inches.

Toilet Lady: Girl, did you use a condom? Did you use disinfect?
Are you on the pill? Did you scrub it before you
tried it?

She ignored all the questions I asked her and proceeded:

GIRL: I TRIED IT AND GOT THE SHOCK OF MY LIFE.

TOILET LADY: (waiting for more)......what was the shock.

GIRL: (disgusting look at Toilet Lady) I started screaming

at him to get that thing out of me. You told me you

had 13 inches. This is a peanut. Get it out of me

(she slapped him to get him off of her)

TOILET LADY: You mean you didn't check it first. GIRL, You got

to check it to see if it looks healthy..... not

13 inches. Didn't you learn anything about

messing with a guy you don't really know. You

were too consumed with 13 inches imprinted on

your brain cells. You could have gotten more

than just a peanut. There are all kinds of

disease that the doctors don't know anything

about. TALK IS CHEAP. IT DON'T COST YOU

NOTHING TO TALK.

I take that back. It cost BLAGOJEVICH a whole

lot. Blagojevich, former Illinois governor ran

his mouth too much and it cost him. Blagojevick's

own attorney says about Blagojevich "No one's going

to say he's the sharpest knife in the drawer".

AND THEN THERE IS MONICA LEWINSKY. IT cost her

nothing to talk. It cost President Clinton a lot

of silver hair. That spotty dress really did it.

You notice that Monica has no BUTT.

That's because she is still talking her BUTT OFF.

Latangela Newsome going to Arizona to hunt for acting work

LaTangela Newsome told me that she is going to Arizona to look for work.

Perhaps Arizona has more acting auditions available. ha!

I said to LA TAN GE LA "GO IF YOU WANT TO, BUT I AIN'T GOING "air"

step to come and get you out of lock up. You better keep yo brown

butt in California. At least you won't get locked up for looking

LATINA." Wacky Granny said to click on Latangela's picture on the

side so you can see more OF WHAT LA TAN GE LA is up to.

If there is anybody out there that has work for LATINA LOOKING

LATANGELA, PLEASE GIVE HER THE PART. I do not have any money

to go and get her out of the clinker in Arizona. I don't

know if any of those cops are color blind and will MISTAKE

ME FOR A DEEP CHOCOLATE LATINA. I DON'T HAVE NO ID. I HAVE

HAD A CREDIT CARD FOR 40 YEARS AND PAID MY BILLS ON TIME.

I'VE BEEN DEALING WITH MY BANK FOR 40 YEARS AND THEY KNOW

ME. I NEVER HAD TO PRODUCE ID. THE ATM CARD COMES IN HANDY

EVERYWHERE YOU GO. THE ATM MACHINE NEVER ASKS ME FOR ID.


CHOCOLATE WACKY GRANNY LIVING IN AMERICA

P.S. I THINK I HAD BETTER GO TO CHASE AND GET THAT $150 THEY

ARE GIVING ANYWAY - WITH NO ID.

THIS IS AMERICA AND I HAVE A RIGHT TO SPEAK FOR THE $150

BECAUSE THE 1ST AMENDMENT BACK YOU UP CAN SAY WHATEVER YOU

WANT.

Latangela Newsome's B-day party was a real BASH BAG BOMB. THE BOMB!

She partied with her mouth BIG WIDE OPEN WITH A BIG WIDE OPEN BANG.

Latangela asked Granny Broken Babe to go to the BIG WIDE OPEN BANG BASH.

Granny said "Chil I don't know how to party with you youngins. Who would

dance with me as old as I am and look" Tangy said "Somebody will ask

you to dance. When they had a drink, they don't look at age". Next thing

I know, Broken Babe had jumped up ran in the bathroom (like a silly young

girl) and started fixing her face. She pulled out some WRINKLE CREAM I

had never seen before. Then she pulled out some zit cream to zap the

lumps on her face. Then she started screaming "I need something to cover

my dark spots under my eyes". To my dismay Babe started doing push ups.

I (Wacky Granny) started laughing. I was watching all the flab flopping

around on the floor. I yelled, Broken Babe, give that floor a break.

You are slapping the fart out of that floor. You need a muscle builder

to eliminate the flab. Babe said "I need a boob job and a butt job."

I said no you don't. You need to exercise. Get on some roller skates

and a scooter.

You need exercise to PUMP UP THE RUMP and grow some breast. You need

a fat burner for all the rolls hanging over your navel. You need

a muscle builder for the RUMP. Long time ago you had a nice butt.

GET YOUR CREDIT CARD DEBT FORGIVEN BY THE BANKS AND TAKE THE MONEY

YOU SAVE AND BUY SOME KIND OF MUSCLE BUILDER AND FAT BUSTER

SIGN PETITION - THE SB1070 ARIZONA IMMIGRATION

IS WRONG CHOICE. HELP SECURE OUR BORDERS. WHAT

FOR!!.

EVERYBODY SEEMS TO BE PICKING ON THE LATINOS.


CHINA's DEADLIEST FLOODING IS BLAMED ON LOW SEA

LEVELS CAUSED BY LA NINA.

WOW! WOW! WO!

ARIZONA WANTS TO STOP LATINOS AT RANDOM. NOW

CHINA JUMPED ON THE BANDWAGON BLAMING LATINA

LA NINA FOR THE FLOODING.


WILL EVERYONE JUST STOP AND GIVE LATINOS A

LATINO BREAK IN LATINO ARIZONA.


WARNING TO ALL BLACK PEOPE WHO LOOK LATINO


WARNING WARNING WARNING

IF YOU ARE BLACK AND GET STOPPED IN ARIZONA,

FOR GODS SAKES DO NOT TELL THEM YOU ARE NOT

LATINO. BLACK PEOPLE GET SHOT OR BEAT UP

LIKE RODNEY KING. THIS IS ONE TIME YOU

BE LATINO AND PROUD.

Well,here I am again using the lst Amendment to get

my point across. I am black. I am a wacky

granny. I know it all! And, I like to talk

about people. ESPECIALLY THE REPUBLICANS WHO

DON'T WANT TO GIVE BLACK PEOPLE UNEMPLOYMENT

BENEFITS. THE REPUBLICANS HEAR THE WORDS

POOR,POVERTY AND NO MONEY AND THEY THINK

"GHETTO". AND THE REPUBLICANS SAY "WE AINT

GIVING THOSE "GHETTO" PEOPLE NOTHING. LET

THEM GET IN THE WELFARE LINE". REPUBLICANS

ARE SO DUMB. REPUBLICANS SPENT THEIR ENTIRE

LIFE ASSOCIATING ONLY WITH THE KKK AND THE

BLACK HOOKERS - plus some nonhookers that were

black. THE REPUBLICANS ARE THE REASON

SO MANY BLACK PEOPLE LOOK "LATINO". THEY

DON'T REALIZE THAT THIS ECONOMY HAS PUT WHITES,

ASIANS, ARABS AND LATINOS IN THE SOUP LINE.

AND THEY DON"T WANT TO SIGN UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS.

NOW YOU CAN UNDERSTAND WHY REPUBLICANS WORK SO

HARD TO MAKE OBAMA FAIL. THEY HAVE ONE TRACK

MINDS - MAKE OBAMA LOOK BAD. LET'S GET

OBAMA.



SIGNED WACKY GRANNY EXERCISING HER FIRST

AMENDMENT RIGHTS.

TODAY IS 7/23/2010

MY NAME IS BROKEN BABE AND I STAND ON THE 1ST AMENDMENT.

YOU CAN SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT.


LET ME TELL YOU HOW GRANNY BROKEN BABE GOT HER NAME.

WHEN SHE WAS ABOUT 3 YEARS OLD, SHE BROKE UP EVERYTHING

IN THE HOUSE. THE FAMILY THOUGHT IT WAS SO CUTE - SHE WAS

SO DESTRUCTIVE.

THEN SHE BROKE GRANDPA'S PISS POT. GRANDPA BANISHED HER

TO THE "OUT" HOUSE AND FROM THEN ON CALLED HER "BROKEN

BABE". SHE TOLD EVERYONE HER GRANDPA GAVE HER A NEW

NAME. SHE GIGGLED ABOUT HER NEW NAME - SHE LOVED IT

AND CONTINUED BREAKING EVERYTHING SHE COULD REACH.

THIS IS WACKY GRANNY BROKEN BABE

THE IHEGBOROS - BLACK BRITS BIRTH WHITE BLUE EYED BABY.

How long have black people been praying that their black

baby get some color!!!!!


Arizona immigration law court battle begins.

SPANISH people are carrying signs saying "Is it a crime

to seek a better life for my family?"


Broken Babe says "HELL YEAH" IT's a crime. Black

people are unemployed and REPUBLICANS don't want to

give unemployment benefits. The only job that

black people can get is "HOOKING". THOSE republicans

are THE MAIN ONES SUPPORTING THE HOOKERS. THAT'S

WHY REPUBLICANS WANT TO MAKE SURE BLACK PEOPLE NEVER

WORK. WHO THEY FOOLING????? HOOKERS ARE BOOMING.

signed GRANNY BROKEN BABE


ANOTHER SIGN THAT an illegal immigrant is carrying

is "I'M MEXICAN AND I'M NOT RUNNING". I do not

blame them for not running. THEY PUT THEIR HANDS ON

THE MEXICANS -THEY CAN SUE. WHY RUN WHEN YOU GET

FREE HEALTH CARE, FREE FOOD STAMPS THAT ILLEGALS

CAN SELL. PLUS ALLOW DOCTORS TO US THEIR HEALTH

CARD FOR A BIG FEE (NOW THIS IS A WAY TO MAKE MONEY

FREE.) BLACK PEOPLE ARE DUMB; AND THEY ARE TOO

SCARED TO TRY TO GET OVER. THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS

ARE GETTING OVER BECAUSE THEY HAVE RIGHTS. WELL

BLACK PEOPLE HAVE RIGHTS, TOO. BLACK PEOPLE HAVE

THE RIGHT TO BE HOOKERS WITHOUT THE FEAR OF BEING

ACOSTED BY THE POLICE.






BROKEN BABE said she had to become a "HOOKER" BECAUSE

her social security check was not enough to support

her bad habits. SHE WAS SMOKING. GRANNY WAS SMOKING

A BOX OF THOSE EXPENSIVE CUBAN CIGARS A WEEK. EXPENSIVE

SMOKE HABIT.!!!!!!!!!!!!!


THE WACKY GRANNY SHOW WILL BE POSTED SOON.


FEMALES SHOULD PAY ATTENTION TO YOUNG MEN WHO TAKE

CARE OF THEIR BALD SPOTS AND TAKE VIAGRA. GRANNY

WONDERS WHAT HEFFNER IS USING.

Granny Broken Babe in the Wacky Granny Show said that if you want to lose weight -

you have to exercise in a FOREIGN COUNTRY.

Do you think Granny Broken Babe is blabbering this around the FAT SCENES

because foreign countries don't have the numerous American junk food restaurants.

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