TOILET LADY TALKING TO WACKY GRANNY
I WAS WORKING IN THE TOILET ROOM CLUB LAST NIGHT AND
THIS YOUNG GIRL COMES IN AND ASKS ME FOR GUM. I GAVE
HER THE GUM AND SHE KISSED ME ON THE SIDE OF MY
CHEEK. THEN SHE KISSED ME AGAIN AND SAID YOU ARE
BEAUTIFUL. THEN SHE KISSED ME AGAIN. THEN SHE
SAID:
YOUNG GIRL: I really like you. You are so nice.
TOILET LADY; WELL! THANK YOU. SO ARE YOU.
YOUNG GIRL; YOU ARE SO NICE.
THEN SOMEONE IN THE TOILET ROOM WHO WAS A FRIEND OF
THIS YOUNG GIRL THAT WAS KISSING ME SAID. SHE's GAY AND
SHE REALLY LIKES YOU.
YOUNG GIRL; YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL.
TOILET LADY; (BEWILDERED AND UNCOMFORTABLE) WELL!
I THINK I HAD BETTER GO AND CLEAN
THAT TOILET (WALKS AWAY AND THE
YOUNG GIRL COMES UP BEHIND HER)
YOUNG GIRL; WHAT TIME DO YOU GET OFF FROM WORK?
TOILET LADY; (UNCOMFORTABLE) SWEETIE, I'M NOT GAY.
YOUNG GIRL; YOU DON't HAVE TO BE.
TOILET LADY; WOW! (THINKING - here I am an ole lady
and being "hit on" by a pretty young
gay girl. She got to be on something
cause she keeps kissing ME on the side of
MY face. Toilet Lady looked her dead
in the face and she looked right back with
no shame and licked her lips.
TOILET LADY: (NERVOUS) I DON'T KNOW WHAT TIME I WILL GET
OFF.
YOUNG GIRL: I'LL WAIT.
TOILET LADY: (THINKING) THIS GIRL IS REALLY "OUT OF HER
TREE". SHE GOT TO BE ON SOME DRUG. SHE
GOT TO BE. IN HERE HITTING ON A GRANNY.
TALKING BOUT I"M BEAUTIFUL. SHE'll WAIT
FOR ME. TOILET LADY COMES OUT OF HER
STUPER WHEN SHE HEARS WACKY GRANNY'S
VOICE.
WACKY GRANNY: WELL! DID YOU FINALLY COME OUT OF THAT
LOCKED TOILET STALL.
TOILET LADY; YEAH! I FINALLY CAME OUT NERVOUS AS I
COULD BE. I AIN'T HAD THAT KIND OF
ATTENTION AND SO MUCH SINCE I WAS A
YOUNG LADY. I AIN'T NEVER BEEN GAY.
BUT, SHE KEPT KISSING ON THE SIDE OF
MY FACE.
WACKY GRANNY: SO! NOW, IN YOUR OLE AGE, YOU THINK
IT'S OK TO BE GAY WITH ALL THE ATTENTION.
SHE MUST HAVE BEEN SO DRUNK THAT SHE
COULD NOT SEE ALL THAT FLAB ON YOU THAT
FLOPS AROUND WHEN YOU WALK.
TOILET LADY: (GIVES A HARD LOOK AT WACKY GRANNY)
PLEASE NOTICE I LOST SOME WEIGHT.
NOTICE TO TILLIE: TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES
TO WATCH THE WACKY GRANNY SHOW, PART I
AND PART II.
ALSO LOOK AT THE GRANNY RAP AND RANT.
THIS GRANNY IS SO GOOD WITH HER RHYMING.
I LOVE THIS GRANNY WHEN SHE SAYS "WHAT
IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD TODAY? I'M
AN OLD LADY BUT I'SM NOT CRAZY."
