MY sister came over. She works in the toilet rooms of businesses.
Much of the toilet tidbits is very funny especially when it comes
from youths. You just do not know what they are thinking, when
they are thinking, why they are thinking and how they are thinking.
Toilet lady told me she worked last night and a girl about 22 came
in to tell her business.
The girl said "Granny, I was talking to this guy and he told me he
had 13 inches." Toilet Lady said she gave her a look with squinted
eyes and said "13 inches of what".
Being that Wacky Granny had been around a long time, SHE knew where
Toilet Lady was going with this.
Toilet Lady said the girl said "you know - the dickey thing".
Toilet Lady: And what did you do with the dickey thing.
Girl: Well, I decided to try it. I was thinking 13 inches.
Toilet Lady: Girl, did you use a condom? Did you use disinfect?
Are you on the pill? Did you scrub it before you
tried it?
She ignored all the questions I asked her and proceeded:
GIRL: I TRIED IT AND GOT THE SHOCK OF MY LIFE.
TOILET LADY: (waiting for more)......what was the shock.
GIRL: (disgusting look at Toilet Lady) I started screaming
at him to get that thing out of me. You told me you
had 13 inches. This is a peanut. Get it out of me
(she slapped him to get him off of her)
TOILET LADY: You mean you didn't check it first. GIRL, You got
to check it to see if it looks healthy..... not
13 inches. Didn't you learn anything about
messing with a guy you don't really know. You
were too consumed with 13 inches imprinted on
your brain cells. You could have gotten more
than just a peanut. There are all kinds of
disease that the doctors don't know anything
about. TALK IS CHEAP. IT DON'T COST YOU
NOTHING TO TALK.
I take that back. It cost BLAGOJEVICH a whole
lot. Blagojevich, former Illinois governor ran
his mouth too much and it cost him. Blagojevick's
own attorney says about Blagojevich "No one's going
to say he's the sharpest knife in the drawer".
AND THEN THERE IS MONICA LEWINSKY. IT cost her
nothing to talk. It cost President Clinton a lot
of silver hair. That spotty dress really did it.
You notice that Monica has no BUTT.
That's because she is still talking her BUTT OFF.
