KNOCK AT THE DOOR. WACKY GRANNY YELLS COME IN.
TOILET LADY ENTERS WITH A BIG SMILE ON HER FACE.
Wacky Granny: Hi! What you smiling about, TODAY?
TOILET LADY: I'M LAUGHING because a lady came in to
use the toilet last night. She was an
older female.
WACKY GRANNY: Did she feed you some good "juice"?
TOILET LADY: WELL! I AM STILL LAUGHING!
WACKY GRANNY: What "juice" did this one feed you?
TOILET LADY: I woke up laughing. I don't think she
is wrapped too tight.
WACKY GRANNY: Go on!
TOILET LADY: THIS LADY lost her job for sexual harassment.
WACKY GRANNY: WHO DID SHE SEXUALLY HARASSMENT?
TOILET LADY: FIRST, you must see what she looks like.
WACKY GRANNY: SHE WAS A LOOKER, HUH?
TOILET LADY: You tell me if this is a "looker"? SHE IS
ABOUT 6 ft 4 in. SHE HAS MORE BONES THAN
POPEYE'S girlfriend. SHE HAS DISHWATER
BLOND HAIR WITH A RING IN HER NOSE. Not to
say nothing about the nose.
WACKY GRANNY; How did she lose her job?
TOILET LADY: Well! She had been on the job 15 years. She
gave her boss a note that said "I'll do you -
Let me hit you with the moment".
WACKY GRANNY: Why would she do something so dumb ........
where they can trace a note. Why didn't she
just walk up to him and say "Let me hit you with
the moment".
TOILET LADY: I told you she was not wrapped, too, tight.
WACKY GRANNY: YEAH! Having evidence is not good.
TOILET LADY; The boss gave the note back to her. She said
she did not want to be assigned to this particu-
lar job anymore that no one wanted to do. She
said a couple of co-workers told her that they
"do the boss" so they won't be assigned to that
task that no one wants.
WACKY GRANNY: So, she wrote him a "I'll do you" note.
TOILET LADY: EXACTLY! But, let me tell you how much dumbmer
she was. She was dumbmer than dumb. His boss
asked her about the "SEXUAL HARASSMENT". She
SAID THAT SHE DID NOT SEXUALLY harass her boss,
that she just gave him a note.
WACKY GRANNY: So, she gave them the note.
TOILET LADY: Back up a little! When they asked her to let them
see the note that she passed to her boss, She
told them that she did not have it here on the
job. The note was at home.
WACKY GRANNY: Then how did she get FIRED?
TOILET LADY: THEY asked her to bring in the note so they can
see it.
WACKY GRANNY: NAW! don't tell me that she was dumb enough
to go home and get the note and bring it
back to his boss.
TOILET LADY: I told you she was dumbmer than dumb.
WACKY GRANNY: The way I look at it, she deserved to lose that
job after 15 years. SHE BROUGHT IN THE NOTE.
That was dumb.
TOILET LADY: When she brought in the note for them to read
......that is when she was immediately fired.
WACKY GRANNY: About how old was this lady?
TOILET LADY: About 47 and bony.
WACKY GRANNY: Why do you think he would not let her "Hit
him with the moment"? Especially, if the
other workers were "hitting him".
TOILET LADY: Personally, I believe it was those bones.
And, the note made him realize that she
was DUMBMER THAN DUMB.
