Wacky Granny: You look tired and worn out. Plop your lovely,
heavy behind down at the kitchen table. Don't sit
on the one with the wobbly leg. It might let you
crash to the floor. (Toilet Lady sits down with
a sigh and a thud and starts running her mouth.
Toilet Lady: Chil....these youngins talk and cry about anything.
Last night made me cry and jump into ACTION. Youth just
cant't deal with REJECTION especially from a boyfriend.
Wacky Granny: ....go on...!
Toilet Lady: Two girls came in crying like their dog just died out there
in the club on the dance floor....(pause)
Wacky Granny: Go on!
Toilet Lady: I said: What is making you girls cry as if it is the end
of the world for you. WHAT DID I SAY THAT FOR?
The tears really started raining like it was a
thunderstorm. I figured I had better start doing
somehing to slow down the water or I was going to
have to start bailing water. I started passing
out tissue to soak up the excess.
Sadie: (first girl, sniffling and wiping snot. ) My boyfriend
just dumped me....
Kim: (second girl) Mine....too! They are friends and they
said...they are looking for...(pause)...they are
out there sitting at a table (she points and starts
crying harder).
Sadie: They dumped us! For no reason. They just said they were
not interested in staying in the relationship. I loved
him. I just loved him. I still love him...cause...
I will love him forever.
Toilet Lady: (puzzled).....and that is why you are cryin like you
will "never see the light of day" again.
Sadie: My boyfriend has a little bitty penis, but I loved him
anyway. I loved him so much. I can't stop cryin
cause I love him.
Toilet Lady: Well! Good for you. When I was young....a long time
ago...sex was not everything. It was about who
loved you and wanted to marry you.
Kim: I loved my boyfriend, too. We have been together more
than a year (crying and unable to talk anymore).
Toilet Lady: You both are too attractive to be crying about being
DUMPED. One thing that we never learn is how to deal
with REJECTION. Rejection ain't that bad. It only
means you will find something better.
Sadie: I love him .........very much. I don't want to be
apart from him. I don't want him to break up with
me.
Toilet Lady: Well. LOOKS like you are going to be apart. Now you
start dealing with it. When someone lets you know
they don't want you, you accept that and move on. You don't
waste all yo life trying to convince them to take you
back and give you another chance.....pleeeeeeease.
Kim: It's very, very, very, very hard! I will die without
him.
Toilet Lady: It won't KILL you to die. You will survive.
It may be hard at first but you will slide
thru it. RIGHT! NOW, DRY YO EYES. Tidy up yo
face. Make it look new.
You are going to go back out there with a big smile
on yo face. You switch out there in the club and
make all eyes on you. Switch with a LOT OF CONFIDENCE
when you walk. Remember to keep the BIG smile on
yo face.
Sadie: OK! I get what you are saying. It is registerng.
Toilet Lady: Let me show you how to walk with confidence and
switch - remember to keep smiling. (Toilet
Lady starts prancing across the toilet room floor,
with a sexy switch and smile on her face. (Toilet
Lady repeats the sexy walk several times to make
sure they get the point).
Kim: Ok! I have to remember to keep the smile going while I walk
with confidence and switch.
Sadie: I have to hold my head up like I am desirable. At
your age and as big as you are I can look sexy like
you slinking across the toilet room floor with a
smile and the mop.
Toilet Lady: The smile is everything. Keep it on your face.
Make yoself inviting.
Kim: I have to wash my face and comb my hair.
Toilet Lady: Go right ahead. Start smiling right now. LIGHT UP YO
face with a smile. And....hold your head up like you
know you got it goin on.
Kim: I feel better already. I don't love him anymore. I
will get tangled with someone that wants me....too.
Toilet Lady: That--a girl!
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